isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
(Source: courfff)
Don’t drink and derive.
MATH JOKES
You know what? You know what? Yeah.: peachcherub: katefeetie: esaedders: Being fat means being inundated...
Being fat means being inundated with the idea that if you’re funny enough or interesting enough or if you perform in bed well enough then some generous saint of a person will be able to look past your body and find the courage to like you….
Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi.
(Source: smilingtoparadise)
My kindle is still in the truck and the garage door is already closed. I just ate an apple but I am still really hungry. Im not that tired yet, but my eyes hurt from playing harry potter lego for 5 hours.
I give up. I will just stare at the ceiling now.
Reblog if you’ve read Divergent
i just want to get an idea of how many people on tumblr have read it
(Source: thewholockgames)
The truth is: in school its “I dont want to do my homework” every night.
And then you get older and its: “I dont want to make dinner and clean dishes” every night.
I just dont like doing things at night.
I am convinced this class of kids is so loud and rambunctious because they started out loud and teachers never game them a chance. So they just go from class to class doing worksheets and taking notes and they never get to do anything fun. They have lived this year doing kill and drill. They might like the teachers more if they were given a chance. And if they gave them a chance, they might respect the teachers more. I cant wait to have my own class.
- Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
- Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
- Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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- Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
- Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
- Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
- Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
- Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
- Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
- Albus: Da—
- Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and its this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
this is actually why ive been reduced to a quivering lump of nothingness that just stays in bed all day
Thank god. Someone finally put it into words.
