At the library today there was a lady there (probably 40ish) who was checking when her movie was due back. She asked when they would be getting more Sherlock dvd’s. “I love all the Sherlocks. Mainly because of their looks and accents. And all the unresolved sexual tension.”
The librarian just stared at her and I busted out laughing.
Welcome to your future.
Instead of whispered, consider:
- murmured
- mumbled
- muttered
- breathed
- sighed
- hissed
- mouthed
- uttered
- intoned
- susurrated
- purred
- said in an undertone
- gasped
- hinted
- said low
- said into someone’s ear
- said softly
- said under one’s breath
- said in hushed tones
- insinuated
aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear
(Source: skinny-healthy-confident)
Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage. [x]
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands
I just checked to make sure my tongue could reach all parts of my teeth.
“I’m addicted to words. The only way to get my fix is to write and read.”
(Source: ilivetowriteandinspire)
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
It only took me 7 seconds. Which is 16 hours. So…
